I AM A SOCCER MOM!?!

I tried to find the coolest image of the vehicle I could. This is the result. :( I still don't feel much better and it doesn't look nearly this cool in our driveway.



A Dodge Journey RT. Like Master P said - Make Em Say "Uhhh!". This makes you say "Uggggghhh!". 7 seater. V6. 235-horsepower engine that achieves 16-mpg in the city and 24-mpg on the highway. Power everything. It Dodge's crossover. Not quite a SUV, not quite a mini-van. 30GB hard drive. Navigation, sounds system and heated leather seats. Did I mention it seats 7? Do you know what else seats 7 passengers? A mini-van. A soccer-mom mini-van.

Do you know what I used to drive? A 2006 Dodge Charger RT HEMI! A Hemi. V8. 345 brake horsepower. 390 lbs of foot torque. That's an angry car people. That's a fast car. Only received 1 speeding ticket the entire time I owned that bad boy. Asha... well let's just say, I may have the lead-foot, but she's appraently got a - what's denser than a lead-foot? Ha! A tungsten-foot! Needless to say, I have 1 ticket. Asha has ????



So goodbye my friend. Goodbye brother. Goodbye purveyor of good times and brakeneck speeds.

Hello parenthood.